Trouble is, they would love that.
Gulf of Magastan.
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of "The United Canadio-Pacific People's Magastani Republic" to a refugee from the sunken islands of "X, The Everything Florida".
Don't worry.
It won't take a century for Florida to sink.
*Golf of Magastan
They did away with the Dept of Education
Trump naming it after the "Great American sport of golfing."
When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump's new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot "Isn't that what you voted for?"
"I hope you get what you voted for" is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.
How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote...and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.
It's the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.
the golf of Magastan?
Ni en joda
Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice "que LA chingada", "que cabrones", " guey", "pendejo", " a LA verga", "pinche" y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo..."no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano....osea no? Asi...okay Ora tu. Andale.
Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo
Señor, esto es un Wendy's.
Oh, that'll be a burger and fries.
Can the blue states merge with Canada?
As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us. Together we could control the worlds maple syrup supply!
Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.
Only if you accept a single payer health care system and like it!
Oh no! That sounds so scary!
What an injustice /s
Between Ivankada and Erico.
*Muskistan
ftfy
Trump: “this is my daughter…”
I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country
I am from a third world country and find this offensive.
I wouldn't like being compared to that shit hole either
Third World is a defunct term. The current nomenclature is “underdeveloped.”
This is like renaming the Gulf of Mexico; The US starts qualifying as a Third World Country so now they want to change the term.
Edit - I looked it up:
An underdeveloped country is a nation that lags behind most others in industrialization, education, standard of living, healthcare, life expectancy and other technological and cultural norms.
The US is hitting 5 out of 6.
It’s been the term for well over a decade. Which is when I learned about the term in college. First, second, and third world are western centric ways to talk about the alliances of Cold War countries. First world was the US, Western Europe and their allies. Second world was the communist countries, and third world was the rest of them.
can't be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr
Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies ....
The Alabamadan
AlabamaKlan Maybe Alamagaklan... But I don't think it's really Alabama doing much of the heavy lifting
Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.
Not all of it.
But progressively more over the last decade...
Regrettably so.
One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
These MAGAts are crazy!
Lol no.
I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!