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#Reality:

Apprentice: "I put new tires on the plane like you asked, boss!"

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[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New cope cage just dropped???

[–] dewritochan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 years ago

coopercage was the first thing that came to mind

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago

Noncredibledefense is leaking again

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 36 points 2 years ago

"Mr President, we have no armors to protect the planes against bombs' fragmentation."

"Very well, let them have car tires."

ps: it must be effective against something.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Goodbye fuel economy and aerodynamics.

Those tires aren't light.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why would you think they intend to fly like that? What caused you to reach that conclusion?

[–] Quasi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would assume he is being funny.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's difficult to tell if someone is a moron, or just pretending to be.

[–] Quasi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

True. For me it depends on how optimistic I'm feeling that day.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

“Well, people always say they’re tired after a long flight so I assumed they were handed a tire as they disembarked.”

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It's fine, they'll fall off at takeoff anyway

[–] Zaros@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Oops, I almost missed the meme just looking at the picture.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Who needs chainmail when you have tiremail.

[–] Snyggedi@feddit.ch 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nobody's talkin about that white jizzing thing on the right?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Isn't that one of those mini airport vehicles?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Woops sorry that was me

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Do they know of anything that burns better than burning tires? Because I don't. I think you can actually make solid booster rockets out of tire rubber. Bags of dirt would have been better.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Russian government on some McGiver shit

[–] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably to confuse CV

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago

Alright lads, wheels up in 20!

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Transformers: Age of Vultron

[–] 01189998819991197253 2 points 2 years ago

That's not a plane! It has WAY too many wheels! Clearly, this is not the strike target you're looking for.

[–] Batman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

This doesn't look like tires to me, but a sticker. The tries would be falling off the side of the fuselage