Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 months ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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don’t ask meow

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

You'll probably be purrfectly fine.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

I was expecting something more catastrophic

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

How are you feline?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

for a sec i thought it was "...then i accidentally ate my cat"

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Youre likely to have a stroke now