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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 116 points 4 months ago (3 children)

America is dead, play it off Keyboard Cat.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I don’t know what’s going on here or why that looks like Ron Livingston, but I upvoted it anyways.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

it’s a Reddit link…but that’s how far back it goes

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/u1qnr/this_is_to_date_the_only_video_ron_livingston/

it was the ONLY video Ron Livingston uploaded to YouTube. & that’s Ron Livingston’s head icymi and just hanging out

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • fails to elaborate
  • never uploads again
[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

/end script

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Back when the internet was just cat videos it was all upvotes always.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's definitely Ron Livingston. Why... is not our concern.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

issue is it will collapse into neofeudalism, where the Czar Executive Officier of your network city will demand you work 16 hours every day, or he will send you to the wellness farms working 18 hours a day.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

"Play me off, Johnny!"

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 84 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I miss when tech entrepreneurs just wanted to get rich and retire young instead of becoming real life James Bond villains. Tom Anderson got a generation to learn HTML, got Rupert Murdoch to hand over $580mil for a social network that'd be dead within a few years, then had the decency to peace out and travel the world enjoying his photography hobby. No evil schemes. No fascism. Just pretty pictures.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would have required self-reflection, self-love, and not falling head-first into the absurdities of an Ayn Rand-ripoff who called himself Mencius Moldbug.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He was one of my top 8 friends! True story.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

How do get friends?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 4 months ago

While Tom was tomming, Zuckerberg was zucking.

Before either of them Gates was gatesing. TechCrunch entrepreneurs have always sucked.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile...

It's borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what's going on at every moment.

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 4 months ago

You know how millennials and Gen z can't even image working one job that's minimum wage to buy a house and support a family.

Soon the generations after us won't be able to image a fun internet that's not filled with ads and controlled by 5 companies.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can still watch cat videos, they're just sandwiched in between hell and sadness to keep you scrolling.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

With hundreds of flashing ads along the side-bar.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

cat, im a kitty cat, and dance dance dance and dance dance dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

I lost the music I made in college to the MySpace database loss/crash/whatever.

Upside: the music I made in college is forever lost.

[–] Zimroxo@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really miss that era of the internet.. Myspace was fun and everybody's, typically awful, profile had so much character. Felt like you really got to know the people you hung out with on there. I'll never forgive my shitty friend for convincing me to switch to Facebook lol

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Filtering Youtube by 12+ years ago is a wild ride.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

For those curious, just add "before:2010" (replace 2010 with whatever year you want) to your search query.

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Long before anyone had a PCs or servers beefy enough for internet video, we still had tiny gifs. And before that, we all just had our own websites all over the web which you could make entirely your own, for free or for cheap. And it was awesome. <blink> tags everywhere!

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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

‼️ OMG, I just remembered. SpaceHey.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The good old days of: "cat, i'm a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance"

The internet

"I can do both"

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

To be fair, it's probably not the same, but there is Spacehey. It is described as a modern Myspace. Haven't logged in to mine for a while since I still haven't learned how to make a profile theme thing, but it's pretty fun (coming from someone who was never there for the Myspace revolution).

[–] thulesgold@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I left reddit for lemmy and now lemmy is just the same people complaining about the same stuff. What happened to cat pics, pirates, and robots?

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[–] edg@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The internet was actually for porn

https://youtu.be/b_zAlVv73HI

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

I remember making a myspace page because a girl I had a crush on had one.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly being on here, pixelfed and mastodon kinda is capturing that old internet energy for me. I’m hopefully to see these spaces grow and am going to do my part to keep spreading awareness.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When I first joined Lemmy as part of the semi-great API migration it seemed quite empty, but it does feel like it has slowly grown, unfortunately I'm finding following Trump getting in I can't scroll without seeing tons of Trump/Musk posts. Doesn't matter how many things I block it is neverending. I just want to go back to when we were just here to have fun, not constantly be reminded as to what is happening across the pond.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago

Rippers Keyboard Cat

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

If MySpace hadn't gone away, it would just be like Facebook is now anyway.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It would be worse. The site got bought out by News Corp (FOX's parent company) in 2005.

The site would be some kind of TurningPointUSA / DailyWire right-wing trash factory. Every song on there would be Ben Shapiro rapping or Oliver Anthony releasing the "Rich Men North of Richmond" techno remix.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 4 months ago

One of my earliest experiences with the Internet was seeing a picture of a country girl in cowboy boots with a carrot up her ass and an ear of corn stretching her pussy. It was 1991. I also played bridge with people in Asia in the middle of the night.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Tom said he was my friend, but did he offer to help when I was moving to a new apartment?

[–] LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

In my wildest dreams as well, I wouldn't have imagined the shit storm that is going on... and that too is amplified by internet which was supposed to be a good thing...

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

80s and 90s internet was peak. It all went downhill after that.

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