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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 193 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Great point, Diddy. Let's punish the white men for their crimes, too.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If he knows about it, I'm pretty sure it won't be hard for him to find a cop willing to take a statement these days...

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

He's still black, don't want to risk your life engaging murderous pigs

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Name names then.

Lets get em all.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Donald Trump.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

They got Epstein's list. Just post it

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

A solid point. But you're still a rapist and should be punished for that.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only a matter of time until trump pardons him.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Rape together.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 26 points 3 months ago

Dang, you know what he's right. Guess we should let him go now, huh?

Like yeah, that's a very astute point to make. But you're not the one who should be making it.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Buddy the only other high profile guy to recently get done for shit like this was Epstein, maybe don't make toooo much noise about justice not being served here....

[–] NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wonder what took him so long to pull out this gem of a card!!

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I guess Elon Musk gesture has something to do with it...

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

Maybe he should tell us the names of these other white men.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] urquell@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't make it right

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one said it was.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

That's the exact defense he should use in court. I'm sure it will hold up well.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What comes around...just wait