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19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

At least they're over 18, right?