this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

impressive, i don't think i could park like that even if i try 100 times, must arrive in the precise speed

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Hollywood showing lack of creativity by jumping over the unfinished bridge, instead of becoming the bridge. What's next? jumping over a shark?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If the bus got stuck such that there wheels kept free spinning, would the bomb have gone off? I don't think it was GPS based...

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Iirc, the bomb could have been remotely detonated.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Speedo is typically on a front wheel, not attached to the driver train. Boom

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

It's called "The bus that couldn't slow down."

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They should leave the middle doors open so you can fish from it.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fish with pee fetish, nodding enthusiastically

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It works and is all-weather. Plus it probably already smells a bit of wee.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And if you get tired halfway across, just take a seat and rest.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 4 months ago

Bridges are tiring.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the trick is to hit the turbo boost button at the right time, so you wheelie the front over the water

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 4 months ago

Man, I suck at gaming so I'd never get the timing right - can't I just have K.I.T.T. do it?

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Fallout bridge.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I've played this level. There's a zombie hiding behind the drivers seat.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

But, how?

(I know, it's in the article, just really surprised/impressed. Surpressed? Imprised?)

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All it says is that it was an accident - I want video, damnit!

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

3 years ago?!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

What’s the old saying… If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are they Europ's redneck engineers?

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

No, they are not kolhozniks

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 months ago

If it works, it works.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

Ever Given cosplay here, I'd give a 5/10.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

There must be a cheaper solution.