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submitted 3 months ago by CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Its real for Samoa. He already did this there. With fucking measles.

[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

As time goes on I eat the onion more and more...

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Like school shootings

[–] Daisyday@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not like children pay taxes.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah easy enough to just make more :(

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Melt Gibson