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I'm bending reality to my will (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to c/wizards@lemmy.world

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Three-day weekends pretty please

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 53 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I have added an eighth day to the week.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

I'm willing to settle for that.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Functionally similar

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

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[–] Nay@feddit.nl 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?

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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Perfectly balanced

[–] runeko@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick

[–] 0ndead 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago

Australian downvote.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sir. You are holding up the drive through.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Chicken enchirito

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

Annnnd theeennnnnn????

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[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.

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[–] M4t1cc@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Hey, just what you see pal.

[–] Tencho@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can you cure my depression

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Yea, cure this guy's depression

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 8 points 4 months ago

Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago

Some potato chips.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Jessica Jessica

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are transported to the neolithic period.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm.. is anyone else with me?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I sent you to the middle of France.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 5 points 4 months ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

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[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.

Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.

Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).

If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it's just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don't think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don't try to use sex as a control tool, so people don't twist sex into things it's not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?

This one thing would save our entire species and future.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?

[–] chmod755@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

Username Checks Out

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Give me some time to think about it

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