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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run (theonion.com)
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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

justice kavanaugh finds this constitutional

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They say it like it hasn't been a thing since the beginning of the US military!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This would be preferable.