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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile (theonion.com)
submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 10 points 3 months ago

Guess he'll have to arrest himself.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago

I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Similar concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAZTKKXFrE

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

beautiful

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

wizards with guns are great

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Turns out he was looking at a mirror

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

This is true