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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't stand that guy's face.

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its his fake smile. It never reaches the eyes.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is unnerving, but even moreso that he doesn't stop smiling, even while talking. There's no way that's natural.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

It's not, he's putting on a mask. He doesn't care about being generous, he just wants to look like he is

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wrong mech series. Gundam is politically complex not philosophically complex

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey! That splooge covered hand is from a different show!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We would also have accepted “I recognize that load!”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Round 2: Now the child has to survive 3rd Impact.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw we make Jimmy there do the 3m cube challenge.

That's where he gets welded inside a 3-meter steel cube with air holes, a hole in the floor, a gerbil bottle of water, and a food chute. Then we take all his money and donate it St. Judes. We can cut him out after a year and see how he's doing.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

seal the air holes and put him in an ocean of blood

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Don't give Trump any ideas