A week later you receive a surprise package of light switch covers from Amazon.
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That is so specific and so accurate for me.
No joke I had dishwasher cleaning tablets show up in my Amazon cart. No idea how they got there. I’m suspecting my new dishwasher did it itself.
Whatever, they’ll be here tomorrow.
Last time I did this I bought an umbrella insurance policy.
Drunk you is just looking out for sober you
Umbrellas aren't that expensive. You could probably afford to buy a new one if it came to it.
I have so many reminders that alert me to cancel subscriptions about a day before the trial period ends
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Or revolut
I have so many reminders for things I know I should do that I just keep procrastinating about. Past me is always harassing future me. Also:
Reminder: Buy chips and ice cream.
Sober me: No. We don't need that shit.
This is how I ended up with Trombone Champ for Switch.
No regrets.
That game rocks
Because that one random movie or show was no longer available on any of the other 5 streaming services you pay for.
piracy exists for that reason
Yeah its been a big circle with media, streaming, and piracy the past 20 years. I’ve been watching old DVD’s and Blu-ray's again more often. Glad I kept buying the ones I liked.
It really sucks when I want to see something old and can’t find it
Paramount+ > Disney + > Max
That's a hill in willing to die on.
It has star trek, so I agree.
Idk. Disney has the Star Wars shows, but that's about all it's got going for it for adults. They're alright on occasion, but not great usually. Max doesn't really have anything new that's particularly good, but it's got great older content. Band of Brothers, The Pacific, GoT for a while, and other stuff. Paramount has Star Trek, which is sometimes good and sometimes it's Discovery.
But why tho
I’ve got young kids so I basically need paramount (Nickelodeon) and Disney.
At least Disney is mostly paid for by AMEX.
What’s the point of getting so drunk you can’t remember shit? I’ve never understood that idiocy.
Usually no one starts off the night intending to get blackout drunk but once you get tipsy it's really easy to keep ordering drinks, especially if you're with a group of equally drunk people.
When you get older it only takes 2 drinks… well that’s for me at least.