A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to π«π·π₯
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Why don't they just let the kids in? Who cares if they are a little late. Life's complicated, shit happens.
Read the article about this and the policy seems really really dumb. If parents miss the 8:30am deadline they have to wait until 10am. So they have to waste an hour and a half of their day because a school administrator can't be arsed to walk to the gate and take the child inside?
Like if parents are resorting to throwing their child over a 6ft tall fence maybe take a look at your policies that are making people resort to that?
Not to excuse the parents, cuz they're dumb too.
How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence
Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.
French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.
American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too
You can't lift your child?
You're telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?
I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I'm not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren't actually yeeting them.
FrΓ¨re ou sΕur, est-ce que tu soulΓ¨ves au moins?
Well I ain't deadlifting toddlers
Donβt tell the English.
NOT THE BEARD!!!
How strong is Aragorn that he could toss a dwarf, who are stout and heavy? He must have some elvish strength enhanced jewelry.