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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

In my experience, weed brings people together!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Try microdosing.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'm actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You don't have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven't uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it's a bit of a time capsule.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

works from home

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Saying weed smells like ass isn't an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I'm gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

“Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

[–] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I mean, there's a song about it, so you're technically correct.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for living the dream

[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Usually I don't tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I'm judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.