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[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 148 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lots of cults do this to seperate people from their former lives and reinforce their commitment to the group

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That explains why conservatives are now called Nazis.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 months ago

No, that's because they act like Nazis.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now? They’ve always been. :p

[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Dude! This is the most prophetic thing in the whole Bible. Hear me out. Simon son of Jonah (not the whale guy), is a fisherman, and Jesus tells him to come along and fish people instead. Jesus gives him a nickname, Kephas, this nickname was then translated from Aramaic into Greek, Petros. Jesus later says that "On this rock I will build my church", and that's the meaning of the nickname Kephas/Petros, Stone, or Rock.

Now considering that Simon's full name was Simon bar Yonah, in English: Simon son of John, or even Simon Johnson, then his full name with Jesus' nickname is: Simon the Rock Johnson!

Funny coincidence? Skipping ahead a few thousand years, our current Rock is called Dwayne, and the meaning of that name happens to be Fishhook. And if you really wanna bring it home, Dwayne the Rock Johnson's daughter is named... SIMONE! We've come full circle! The end times are near.

Am I mad as a hatter?

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Would that just be Simone Dwaynesdaughter?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Simulation theory confirmed

[–] Codeviper828@lemmus.org 1 points 3 months ago

I have no idea if any of that is true, but I'm too lazy to check, so have an upvote

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is more a mythology meme instead of a history meme though.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mythology is fine. Mythology is part of historical cultures. We have Zeus and Prometheus and memes of that sort too.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

she's a babe

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

I heard she walks like a gunslinger

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

Fair enough I guess.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kind of but early Christians did really change their names after joining the faith. Famous example being Saul/Paul who was probably more influential on Christianity than Jesus himself.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even God did it. Set/Ba'al to Yehwah.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It took me a minute to parse your second phrase; I thought it was a pseudo terminal command.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

sed 's/baal/yahweh/'

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

It's templeOS' version for 'set path' (/s) (yes, templeOS is something that exists)

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking Paul completely screwed up Jesus intentions

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I blame him for breaking up the Beatles, too!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

That was ~~Judas~~ Yoko

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As often said, no academic argues Jesus was not a historical figure. Only militant terminally online atheists do.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm not talking about whether Jesus existed or not. The bible is not a historic accord is what I'm saying.

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Still, Simon/Peter could just as fine be as real as the person historically named Jesus. Assuming Jesus wasn't talking to imaginary friends all day.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 3 months ago

That’s not their point. Their point is the Bible isn’t a reliable source.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Got you, no argument against that

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This is almost exactly as weird as Dwayne Johnson being called The Rock.