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You can make people drunk by touching them (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittysuperpowers@hilariouschaos.com
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It has to be physical skin to skin contact. Everytime you touch them, it is the equivalent of one beer, unless you focus extra physical energy into holding them, the it’s about the same as 2 shots of vodka

They will feel all the normal effects of being drunk when touched

Making someone drunk takes about the same amount of energy as a jumping jack

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They call him, The Coz!

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lmao thinking about "focus extra physical energy into holding them".

[–] the_radness@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does it work if you touch yourself? Are the effects stacking?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago

No it doesn't work on yourself. It doesn't stack

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do I always do this or can I let people stay sober?

If I remain in contact with them but don't focus on extra drunk, will the 1 beer wear off eventually?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yes always. Yes it wears off you just touch them again