this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:


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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ruminant

1. an even-toed ungulate mammal that chews the cud regurgitated from its rumen. The ruminants comprise the cattle, sheep, antelopes, deer, giraffes, and their relatives.

Neat, I'm gonna ruminate on this new fact

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

So has hoofs a chews cud. Good to know he's kosher or halal.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there is a smol flood, the floofy poofie will stay dry.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

A Dutch mouse!

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I hate it when my potatoes grow legs and run away.

[–] nis@feddit.dk 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are they considered primitive because they only have three legs?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if that turns out to not be his leg?

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that isn't a 3rd leg at the back...

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Close relatives of the wild haggis.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

They look like how I'd draw a "weird leggy mouse"

Never skip leg day.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago

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