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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bubble Buddy proving he was sentient later in the episode means that SpongeBob thought he would actually get him out, and Bubble Buddy chose to watch him drown. Bubble Buddy gets away with murder.

[–] Hope@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

So were the townspeople right to run him out of town? He may not have poisoned their water supply, burned their crops, or delivered a plague unto their houses, but he did make that guy experience high tide, so maybe he would have done all those things too.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Dude was chill as fuck a s a ghost so I guess it was actually assisted suicide

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What elevates this joke from dark to clever to outstanding is that a fish is drowning, in water, under water