They're right about the goose. Do not fuck with.
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Why do 5-10% of Americans think they can beat a Gorilla Lion Elephant or Grizzly Bear? Note beat in a fight as in engage successfully in combat. What do they think you are even going to do vs the Grizzly or elephant again?
Also chimps should be way further down on that list. You'd have a better chance against the wolf.
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I'm good down to Eagle, and then it's straight losses.
Eagles can be huge, fly and have fuckin razor sharp meat hooks for fingers.
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Hand to hand? Up to and including a large dog. Only one animal at a time, mind you. And the dog would likely tear me up good.
Armed with whatever I can get at home? Maybe up to crocodile depending on the range.
For anything else, Iβm going to need to buy larger guns, or try to kill the animals with a vehicle. Depends on which vehicle and which animal. Not that I would willingly hurt anything on the list.
(The post said fight, it didnβt say βunarmedβ)
It did in fact exactly say βunarmedβ, assuming the image is accurate.
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Well, I've been attacked by big dogs, and either "won", or ran them off, without needing stitches. So that's all I'm confident about
the dogs you have to worry about is the ones that are known to bite or aggresive.
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Now we know why life expectancy is lower in the USβ¦
How do people think they can defeat a goose? They're one of the meanest animals on the planet. They're up there with wolverines and opossums.
It's easy. Grab the neck behind the head, spin, and throw. The goose figures out not to attack the 150+ pound ape after that. Not all the apes though, just the one that threw the thing.
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Common and Virginia possums are timid and will hiss or faint if they're confronted and can't run away.
What kind of possum is mean?
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Geese are mean and scary, but that doesn't make them deadly. Unless they get a super lucky shot on a major artery they can't kill you. You might end up with some deep scratches but I don't think a goose could even break anything more than your hand. If it's a fight to the death at the end of the day you can just run at the goose and tackle it, sacrificing your face and legs and arms to some really bad scratches.
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