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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I'm waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have an unfortunate username for this conversation.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Friendly fire is always a unfortunate possibility.

[–] emax_gomax@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Your sacrifice for the cause is appreciated comrade.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s a humble brag that he’s rich af.

You haven’t memed on Lemmy until you’ve done it sitting on a golden toilet, he says.

That double-crossing jerk!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But does it have a bidet?

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I honestly don't think they would taste very good. Full of fat and prescription drugs.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

[–] MarkBuffalo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Fat is flavor buddy

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

difference to any other industrially produced meat?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Trust me, the rich do a lot more drugs than just the prescribed ones…

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I'm thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe "royalty"?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Both of those qualify as the main dish.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

...wait, you guys haven't literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo... We only go after poor white women and children!

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like "HELP! HE'S CRAZY, HE'S A CANNIBAL!" but now you wanna join in or what?!

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

How does it feel being so god damn delicious?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

can we just hunt them for sport? i don't think elon would taste any good

[–] flipht@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

If you're going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, "fertilize crops with the rich" doesn't have the same ring to it.

[–] GortexGary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Has anybody considered "Burn the Rich." I know, it's more CO2 in the atmosphere but less private jets so I'm pretty sure it will be a net gain!

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

You haven't had Billionaire Bourguignon?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty much everything tastes good smoked

[–] Burnt@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zuck does already have all that Sweet Baby Ray's!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

He’s the McNuggets of the rich.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Probably wouldn’t be a very sporting hunt either.

WTF are they good for?

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because the rich have somehow tricked half the world into thinking they are part of that same smaller class, when in reality they are nowhere close to being such.

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Plus, Joanne and Cleetus are so sefish and so freaking stupid that they actually believe there's a chance they'll find oil in them there hills one day. God forbid you touch their theoretical oil.

[–] Elric@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Yes they have created collaborators

[–] wolf6152@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cause bootlickers, that’s why.

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why eat what you can lick?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man, I'm about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And here I was going to make a pussy joke.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a wealthy pop?

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Working class neighbor who earns 0.1% more: *sweats profusely*

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

In theory.

How would you handle a situation where in addition to "eat the rich", people start to say "eat the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the 'eat the rich' dissenters"?

If you answer "that's never gonna happen," I hope you're right because I hate to say "I told you so."

[–] Elric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Apologist for the rich

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

So you actually took a strawman and shoved it down a slippery slope into a victim complex with a condescending "you'll see!" flourish at the end! Wow.

That would have been HILARIOUS with just a modicum of self awareness, but instead it's just sad 🤦

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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah you don't get indoctrinated until your second yacht

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Would you eat something that rotten?

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I ask the same thing Lrrr. They taste like pork.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know what they say, the working class are from Mars and the rich are from Venus.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

*Omicron Persei 7 and Omicron Persei 9.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Because we filled up on nuts at the reception.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Because my bed is so so comfy

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't that be... illegal or something? I'm not an expert tho

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