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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 143 points 2 weeks ago

For some reason this feels strangely wholesome to me, like a child asking their mechanic parent to fix their toy car

[–] Astrophage@lemy.lol 133 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"If you just go to http://127.0.0.1/about.html you'll see the problem I'm having for yourself, thanks in advance"

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Astrophage@lemy.lol 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Astrophage@lemy.lol 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Go to:
/media/ulterno/Data/code/website

and run /opt/jekyllrb/jekyll/bin/jekyll serve.

Worked for me that way.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

My machine says that network is unreachable

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is like having math problem and asking al-Khwarizmi himself

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

al-Khwarizmi, the inventor of Rizz

[–] restingOface@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

@BrendanEich Good morning. I have a problem with gay people in my country marrying each other. I tried telling my local lawmakers to stop it but they are not responding.
Pls help me.
Thanks.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Show the mp4 (of them getting gay) please.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

I want the same but as vp9 codec in a webm container with the finest opus audio. Thanks

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

You can fix the problem of gay men marrying gay women by letting gay men marry gay men and letting gay women marry gay women.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

which country?

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 30 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised we don't all need help from the JS creator given the insanity of that languages type coercion system.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

If I'm speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.