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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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You have the power to speak to pencils (hilariouschaos.com)
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Only regular pencils not mechanical ones

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[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can already speak to pencils. They just don't talk back.

[โ€“] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

You're majestic