When you make a vehicle that can’t survive 6 months in the real world, you need this many replacements for your warranties, but given all the water issues, I’m surprised their insurance lets them park em outside in the rain.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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I'm no inventory accountant expert, but I do believe this is bad for business because of taxes or something rather.
Lol at the thought of a large company paying taxes, that is a good one.
Fuck around and find out.
The ~~futuristic~~puerile-looking Tesla Cybertruck
There, FTFY.
Dystopian futuristic maybe, in the way that a tank car is futuristic if you assume society is going to collapse into a lawless hellscape
Except that the cyberfucked has proven itself to be an abysmal offroad vehicle.
And you dont get smooth roads in a lawless hellscape. Just go drive in Alberta or Saskatchewan. Or any red state outside of the main interstate freeways.
I'm from the UK and we have laws about sharp edges on on sky cars to minimise deaths to pedestrians. As soon as saw this thing I knew it was never going to be sold in Europe. Such a weird design choice with limited marketability.
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There's a nearby Tesla dealership - less than a mile from the beach - and the Cybertrucks are just rusting on the lot. Apparently their steel is as stainless as their self-driving is full.