Dank Christian Memes

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A place for the finest of dank christian memes to simmer.

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Nails rule oh wait this isn't 196 (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 30 points 3 weeks ago

Many Vietnamese are actually Christian and may be in a multi religious family. So they may know a lord or two

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

A Christian person complaining about being stuck in a different religious environment.

Poetry.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Roman guys... pff
It was that prostitute woman Magdalene he hung out and spent the night with. She did it right after washing his feet... a euphemism, if there ever was one, and his buddies even wrote that one down from memory four decades later. What do you recall about your drama friends from high school 40 years ago. Yeah. That bad

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

By getting his nails done in the context they were referring to the crucifixion.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yup. I was referring to the kink about girls with mom's name