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Rules of Aquisition (Of spices and other tasty ingredients) (startrek.website)
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[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope that is an unfortunate typo in the title...

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ferengi might be duplicitous and under handed but they're not that racist.

It's a typo. I didn't notice when making the post on my phone and I can't edit the post from my phone. I've been lying on the floor of my kitchen for the past half an hour due to bad decisions like "walking". I'll be back to the PC to change it whenever I can get up

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.

It's a good thing you can edit comments too, otherwise you might make a boob-boo

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Too many of those, and people might say Ta-ta!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah that was a nice surprise. Still remember @teft@startrek.website telling me it was possible.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol it's hilarious to me that you haven't changed it though

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because I am still lying on the floor of my kitchen lol

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone get this man a hypospray!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Hypospray for the pain but Doc gonna need to wave a light over it to fix this problem.

I fucking love being physically broken and worthless to the point that I can't leave my apartment! YEAH. THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol fair enough.

Fair enough.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There we go. Hobbled back to PC but problem solved. Guy Ferengi is no longer wildly racist.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should try using one of those carts that mechanics use to roll under cars. Just scoot around your house like that!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have considered it in the past but my cat already roadblocks the hallway when I'm walking. If I'm scooting along she's gonna do the same and I don't wanna be eye level with her ass.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I hear ya.
Mine decided long ago that her ass would always be eye level with me no matter what.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Rule of Acquisition #47.
Never trust a man with better frosted tips than your own.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rule #10: Flavor is eternal

[–] techguy86@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now this made me spit out my drink this morning.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That drink just wasn't the right road to flavortown, my friend

[–] techguy86@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Zinger!!

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

flavor bomb incoming!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

This is incredibly cursed. My god

[–] kuoushi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

No thank you.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh God I thought it was the tiger King for a minute and got so confused.