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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
(www.vanityfair.com)
"Hmm. Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock!"
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Maybe Animorphs was onto something with the Yeerk's requirements.
walk without rhythm...
I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.
At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River
This is how you get Ninja Turtles
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
Idiocracy
I mean that's certainly on brand.
Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?