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[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How so? Right now, mammals "rule" the world and dinosaurs weren't a much more united entity than mammals are today

[–] yistdaj@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Mammals are just jealous of the long enlightened reign of the dinosaurs, and want to paint the previous dynasty in a bad light to justify usurping the throne.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP is named hippo and has an icon of a hippo ..

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

And hippos are mammals...

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Middlemanagerasauros

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like how lions are called "King of the Jungle." No they're not! What lion pulled a sword from a stone or killed Rhaegar Targaryen at the Battle of the Trident? Zero. Fucking. Lions. Done. That. Shit.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then who built the pyramids?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Valid point. They were horribly disorganised

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure the roamed the earth, not rule it.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

“almost certainly“? So you’re saying there’s a chance?