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Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants (www.vice.com)

submitted 1 week ago by AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/22132981

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[–] viking 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So they have $0 worth of Cybertrucks and a heap of scrap metal that doesn't own up to the balance sheet accounting.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

11,074 based on $72,235 msrp So, massive loss, only recoup will be recycling everything and will still be a assload lost.

Fan fucking tastic!

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Tbh the batteries are the only thing that have some value, aside from the scrap metal.

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Wank Panzer

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guess there are less assholes with a spare $72k than I thought.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Most of the ones in my area prefer to "roll coal" and to have their pavement princesses lifted in a way that I don't think can be done with a cybertwuk.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Tesla has built 11,000 Turds that nobody wants. FIFY

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Yet the stock is shooting up. Markets are completely fake and broken, it's just a matter of time till it all crashes down like a giant Ponzi scheme.