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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

its more or less a distraction of the tariffs, and trumps own doge who is run by vought now.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Is that stuff on his face removable?

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I’ll give him a slight amount of credit for saying that part out loud.

Let’s face it, his pushes are likely going to be cost cuts on anything the federal government is involved in, to try to make up on tax cuts and entitlement programs for the top 10%. Which will only, long game, make working class more unhealthy, angry, and desperate.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

That's a twist

[–] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Self aware wolf? That title made me laugh, and question what he's doing in that position, to administer eugenics only?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

But... You're the.... I.... I hate this timeline.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Must have been the brain worm talking.

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