Doesn’t Jason Statham still make movies?
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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Fuckin' movies with plots! In my day, people used to just wander around on the screen for 80 minutes. You damn kids and yer newfangled hooties.
More accurate under the inverse scope reading.