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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The other day a dude was using his phone on speaker in the gym. Just sat there on the machine casually having a conversation on the phone and not doing a whole lot of working out.

I asked him if he could use the phone normally and made the "hand to face" gesture and he just mumbled a "yeah" and took it off speaker.

Now if he had considered my request outlandish, presumably there would have been a little friction in this exchange? But no....he knew exactly what he was doing, why it was annoying, and immediately how to remedy it.

Why the fuck are people using speakerphone instead of the God damn normal speaker to have their conversations? They know it's annoying.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Because the shame part of their brain is not on. It must be triggered manually externally. In others it simply is missing all together.

[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is a pet peeve of mine. If you aren’t disabled use the damn phone as a phone and use FaceTime in private.

I don’t want to hear about the latest drama your ex is involved in and who’s doing who to god knows what. I also don’t want to be in the background while you are standing in line FaceTiming someone and they comment on the person behind them on camera.

And then the people who actually use the phone as a phone but have the most obnoxiously loud one-sided conversation.

I may be slightly biased, I use public transportation and have to listen to this shit every day. I wear hearing aids so I hear everything at one which makes it even more fun.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It took a few years, but now unless it's really important or she thinks I'm probably not on the bus, my wife now texts to ask if I'm able to talk. I hate people who do these things and I feel incredibly uncomfortable speaking on the phone when I'm on public transit.

[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same here. I know my voice is loud. I have a paralyzed vocal cord and can’t talk quietly — only loud or louder. I also just generally hate talking on the phone 😆

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

My voice is fairly deep, so even when I'm speaking quietly it travels. Beyond not wanting to have everyone on the bus hearing about my business, it's fucking rude....

[–] Goobersmith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

I like to stand really close to them and then when they give you the “what?” Look or say anything, I tell them I’m just waiting to use the phone.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don’t join in, just make as much obnoxious noise as possible

[–] CentrifugalChicken@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

This is the perfect opportunity for the "Pocket Vuvuzela" (TM)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Hell, yeah. I always start practicing bird calls.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

Oh well absolutely join into a conversation on speakerphone. The point is to piss them off so that they'll correct their behavior.

"I agree, it is annoying to have people being loud and obnoxious when you'd rather they leave you alone. But if you're going to keep doing it then I'm going to keep joining in."

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Fuck it. Be passive aggressive. Put music on your phone and sit next to them.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social -2 points 6 days ago

People have private conversations in public but, if I join in, I'm the crazy one~

Like, – yes – those people will have to accept that people may overhear them while talking about their subject but this isn't a new phenomenon. People have always done this.

This is just the dynamic of public spaces.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I think some people just don't realize it's rude to have a speaker phone call in a public setting. I once had a complete stranger at a restaurant ask my friends and me to be quiet because the person on the other end of the phone kept hearing us.

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 55 points 1 week ago

This is the main character syndrom. People consider themselves the main character in this world and the others just npcs (non player characters, bystanders). Best way to tech them is a bucket of cold water (literally or figuratively).

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Same with people who blast music in public. There's a bike/pedestrian trail near me I use a lot and people are constantly riding or running while blasting the worst music imaginable to everyone nearby. Maybe someday I'll build up the courage to tell them to shut the fuck up... or at least teach them what headphones are. Maybe I could buy a bunch of cheap ones and just chuck them at the heads of anyone who apparently needs them.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

Get the cheap corded earbuds and wrap em around a rock for aerodynamics.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Headphones on a bike are illegal in my province. So I once bought a bluetooth speaker for my bike. I don't really like imposing my music to anyone and tried to keep it at a minimum level but stills didn't like it. So now I use bone conduction headphones. Unfortunately they are also in a grey area where they could also be illegal.

In short, if you want to listen to music on a bike here, your only legal option is a speaker. Anything else is unsafe and could traumatize a poor car driver that hits a cyclist that didn't hear them coming (according to the police here).

Otherwise get a car and blast the music with the windows open like a normal safe person. or close the windows and don't hear anything around, but this is much safer than having headphones while cycling, obviously.

Same with walking or jogging with headphones. Are you out of your mind? Some poor car driver could hit reckless runners jumping in front of their car because they couldn't hear it coming.

No, society wants everyone not in a car to keep quiet and don't ruin their silence, with all the soothing car noises, so it's safer this way. No headphones on a bike, it's not safe! You need to hear that car blasting music that's coming at you.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

Hey Adam, are you sure you weren't just eating ass at the time? ..... I'm just joking about your username.

I would have said hi to the person in the speakerphone and told them about my meal and introduced them to my friends and told them that everyone could hear their conversation in the restaurant.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had someone in a restaurant ask the manager if they could turn down the music playing, they were in a business zoom meeting.

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People using speakerphone in public be like:

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Today I was annoyed by a man in his 30-40s that was talking on his phone like he was a reality soap star with speaker on full blast in a doctor's waiting room.

Then I remembered the most absurd moment on the tram some time ago when a two teen girls were talking to a third and the one holding the phone told her friend to go sit somewhere else because they wanted to talk in private. The second girl moves and the first one proceeds to have their private talk on speaker. In a tram full of people and her friend sitting a few seats away.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had a lady scream at me because I passed her while jogging and she was "having a private conversation"... On speakerphone... On the street...

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh hell no. If I'm stuck somewhere and they are having a speaker phone conversation I comment. I did this at the doctors office and the lady told me it was a private conversation and I told here she should have it in private.

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[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'm convinced people forgot that our huge handheld devices are supposed to still be mobile phones that you are supposed to put against your ear when you call someone.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

You should have told her it’s a mobile phone and she should mobilize to a quiet area

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I blame facetime for making speakerphone use more common

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 20 points 1 week ago

Whenever I hear someone using speakerphone in public, it really annoys me. Often, I will join the conversation. When the party is subject, it’s an excellent time to remind them how fucking rude it is to use a speakerphone in public.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Are there any justifiable reasons that it's okay to be on speakerphone in public?

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I'm on a job that involves talking to people that also requires me to call HQ and have a conversation with them and the person I'm talking to

[–] Tweet@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Not really in public, but speakerphone is sometimes useful to be able to look something up on your phone in the middle of a call, e.g. checking your calendar when booking an appointment. And if someone called you then you're less in control of whether it's in public or not.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

911 while administering first aid.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah, I'd still prefer email

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That's precisely what I had in mind :)

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hands full, disabled, multiple people, yes. Holding the phone like an extended duck face, no.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God... And then they lean in to listen to it Like it's an alien rock whispering secrets to them.

[–] finkle@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Most accurate visual representation.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are there any justifiable reasons that it’s okay to be on speakerphone in public?

I once saw this question asked on the other site, and there was at least one good response. It was from someone who used a hearing aid, and said that for whatever reason, using the phone normally next to their ear resulted in the audio being garbled and difficult to understand, but using the speaker held a few inches away was fine, so that's how they preferred to use it.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

That does make sense, though I think modern hearing aids actually have Bluetooth capabilities so that the conversation is right through the hearing aid itself. Kinda wild.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pretend it's one of your homies talking to their mom and make loud sexual moans.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Make random jungle and peacock noises close to them. Nothing makes them want a more private conversation than the person on the other end saying that it sounds like they were lying about where they are. Sex moaning and sloppy liquid pulching sound effects optional depending on others nearby.

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