You should be fined for a joke like that
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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Can’t. The federation doesn’t use currency.
forced to clean out the homosexual filters.
Edit: just to clarify (I think everyone probably realizes it) but I meant holofilters. I missed fixing autoincorrect’s change. I’m leaving it so people know what the heck op is laughing at
the homosexual filters
I am fucking dying laughing right now.
Goddam autocorrect.
Hey, as a gay man that got me. Hard.
Right in the feel-ters?
Right in the feel-ters and the sens-ors.
that got me. Hard.
🤨
I misread your comment for a half-second as "Gundam autocorrect."
You are hereby fined 3 replicator rations, don't make it 5 🤨
That is beautiful
I can't help but think of that "Hello? HR?" meme, where Riker is on the top and Chakotay is on the bottom and they are both saying this joke.
But why... I'm envisioning them in the opposite order
Oh no. I just realized it's possible there's a fan-made (maybe fanfic?) top/bottom chain-of-command for all of Trek. I'm also realizing that there may be something out there that sits in the space between Rule34 and Memory Bank Alpha. I mean, there's a Lewd Trek site/database out there somewhere, right?^1
- No, you first. I'm not doing that to my search history.
"And now we'll never see each other again."
"Well, I hope you told her thanks for the mammaries."
You gotta stop throwing me caviar, save some for everybody else
I'd take that deal.
This made me laugh more than Id like to admit.
That last panel: (thinking) You slappable, brilliant, sonofabitch.
