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Have only slept 3 hours in the last 30. Have my date with the commie in 90 minutes. Need food and something to stop me from shaking.

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO

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[–] impiri@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they can't handle you at your 3 hours of sleep they don't deserve you at your 4.5 hours of sleep

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

corgi, you are intelligent, considerate, interesting, and you have a mokawk and a cute dog. youre a catch. you got this. own it! eat food, dont throw up on your date been there done that.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aw shucks thank you! I'm just trying to keep from shaking rn

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if you can splash your face with cold water it will shock your nervous system, if thats not an option and you need to distract yourself perhaps write a poem in your head, thats what I do. regardless you're gonna be great, you got this, just be your corgi self and ask questions.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've got my retroid and I'm playing tekken 6 while I wait

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Homie I put a 512gb card in it (3+ model) and it's fuciing mostly full already

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sicko-charging CHARGING SICKO BEAM. SENDING ENERGY

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Im rooting for you. Good luck !

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Thanks comrade!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Believe in the heart of the cards, comrade. 🎴

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Corgi! take my energy! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I GOT IT I CAUGHT IT

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good luck, may you never miss a land drop. rat-salute-2

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you can't curse loves with a flood like that

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My head cannon is that you are actually a super intelligent corgi typing on a laptop, and you have someone coming to take you out to the dog park. I will not be convinced otherwise

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

it certainly explains the shaking

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wisdom of the Corgi on you comrade.

[–] sicklemode@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Comrades, send me your energy!

sicko-radiant shares what communist energy I can muster

Very happy for you getting a date with a like-minded person. Please, get some rest when you can, though.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shit was fantastic, working on crashing now

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Have some more good vibes. You’ll do great!!

meow-bounce

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I GOT THE SMOOCH AND WE TALKED ABOUT CHINA AND THE USSR AND THEYRE GONNA MEET ME IN THE MORNING TO DO MUTUAL AID WORK

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Hell yeaaah che-poggers

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm running on a similar amount of sleep and somehow made it through my whole workday you got this

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

HELL YEAHHH

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

honey you gotta sleep more than that :(

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is 1000000% not normal for me. Just kinda happened. BUT! everthing went fucking swimmingly, so I'm gonna crash now and see this comrade in the morning for food distro

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

You're just like me fr. I'm medicated for insomnia but I used to have weeks where I got 20-30 hrs of sleep total

lets-fucking-go powerful energy heading your way

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

nOOOOOO IM DYING THE CORGI IS STEALING MY LIFE FORCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I eepy

[–] Odo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Happy date!!!

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Currently radicalizing my gf atm, she's already very left so honestly I just have to help her get a better understanding of our economic system and it's failings. She seems happy to listen to my rants atleast and asks questions so I think I'm getting somewhere

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Comrade Corgi, GOING IN HOT! alzaidi-three-pointer

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

fidel-salute best of luck. Good vibes your way cat-vibing

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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