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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by infernalrabbit@lemmy.nz to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] superfes@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

One in the cloud, is worth two in the bush!

[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 weeks ago

Homelabbing be like

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

robot voice He had a good idea

Normal voice SHUT UP! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I store stuff in hand bc it’s worth twice as much.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I use hands for stuff and my heart for people, because then they're always with me.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These damn cash grab low effort video games these days, just reusing assets all the time...

(If you'd like to hear something you then won't be able to unhear, try slowing down the noise that happens when you pick up a mushroom and playing it back.)

[–] KiNo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I know man! Goes back to chess and backgammon. Reusing the same designs all the time.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would also add:

I like to only make (cloud), so when people ask me for cloud(s) I can just give them (cloud)(cloud)(cloud). It's the same thing and also more accessible.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is especially funny as "the cloud" is data centers, and those are firmly on the ground. "The cloud" is NOT in the sky.

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's what the USAPATRIOT Act was for.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And the large cloud is just three clip boxed small clouds

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One in the cloud is worth two in the Bush

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

The levitating white dye is expensive

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's how baby goombas happen.