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Making an offer (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like Samantha’s approach

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

gives a bit of dave chapelle

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is loss

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Plot Twist: Samantha is internal affairs.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I put 50 over Samantha's bid, whatever it is.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I think you've both gone over, so I bid $1.

[–] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But do they deliver

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

They do make house calls, yes