Widdershins

Pipe down don't give them any ideas.

Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

Get an external one. Keep it unplugged. Occasionally plug it in when you would like to use the webcam.

1. My car doesn't have a cigarette lighter
2. My fridge has food in it
3. There is/isn't a guy named Ivan at work

Hannah Montana Linux or Biebian

That reminds me I've gotta change the authenticator for my luggage

It's Frank Gorshin's death day today.

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MH370: My neighbors are submarines

Does the albatross necklace come with boat mode or is "boat mode" the gas guzzler equivalent for an electric car?

Shouldn't Bikini Bottom have a ton more car batteries?

If only we could make the sun do that every once in a while...