nice, send me your address and I'll send you the pizza
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...
Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.
C'est la vie
You can trust me, bro
I can't trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke
Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don't want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it.
Say no more, sent some cash for pizza, thanks for !tenforward@lemmy.world lol
Love long and prosper 🖖
No, that's not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.
:O everybody deserves pizza
I don't. Don't worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry
You're not playing the game right. You're losing the game!!!
The story of my entire life.
I just don't want someone wasting money on me.
You're actually worth it.
Eh, debatable. I just post memes. Peoples money is better spent elsewhere.
Plus if you let us know where your hide-a-key is, we’ll bring the pizza in for you
Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn't want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?
Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?
Is Detroit style ok? Then meet me at Loui's and bring the parmesan
Sir... Detroit style is the only pizza I eat...
Come on. Leave her. I give way better head, I promise
Who wants pizza every day? That would take all of the special character away from it. Not to mention how unhealthy that would be.
There are so many different pizzas, you could have a pizza every day and still never have the same thing twice. Plus if you're still following the food pyramid, pizza is like the perfect food.
This sub is for pizza lovers only!
I love pizza, that does not mean I want to eat it every day. Disregarding health and cost, it would reduce it to the status of something like bread.
Does Lemmy even have a Random Acts of Pizza community? 🤔
The one on Imgur rocks.
Not that I'm aware of but then I'm just the meme guy
Seems like it would perfectly align with Lemmy's ideals.
too fat