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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29935779

Who's a pussy-wussy snowflake? Yes you, yes you are..

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[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

These artists should give a free concert in DC on Trump's birthday, starting when the parade does.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

USA slowly became a fucking nazi country. "Land of the free" my ass.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

~50 years from the start. That's quite slow. What you're seeing is the terminus, not the whole picture.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not an onion, but definitely a dick tater

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?

I mean... He thinks Harris paying Springsteen would count as a campaign contribution???

Every time I think I have a handle on how stupid he is, he says something even stupider.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Trump also wants to date his teenage daughter.

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sure, because nothing says I hate america like Bruce Springsteen. Nazis wasting time and money harassing musicians to spread their hatred.

I wonder what Paul Selva would say about this