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Trump wants investigations into Springsteen, Beyoncé, Oprah and Bono (www.msnbc.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29935779

Who's a pussy-wussy snowflake? Yes you, yes you are..

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

USA slowly became a fucking nazi country. "Land of the free" my ass.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not an onion, but definitely a dick tater

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

These artists should give a free concert in DC on Trump's birthday, starting when the parade does.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Trump also wants to date his teenage daughter.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?

I mean... He thinks Harris paying Springsteen would count as a campaign contribution???

Every time I think I have a handle on how stupid he is, he says something even stupider.

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sure, because nothing says I hate america like Bruce Springsteen. Nazis wasting time and money harassing musicians to spread their hatred.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder what Paul Selva would say about this