BRB I take my daily dose of Celebi, then level up my Novolog.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Honestly if eating roast Pikachu kept my depression at bay, I'd gladly change my eating habits. Probably be cheaper, too.
Got one wrong, thought Celebrex was SwSh's dlc legendary, that's Calyrex
Answer key:
- Pokemon
- Drug
- Pokemon
- Drug
- Drug
- Drug
- Pokemon
- Drug
- Drug
- Pokemon
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- Drug
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source : pokerap
This guy drugs (and pokemons)
I only recognize two of those as Pokemon (Lapras and Nidorina), but to be fair: I haven't kept up since the original 150.
Same here.
Accelgor.
Leavanny
Staravia
Celebi
Ledian... May be wrong
Tricor, may be wrong
I refuse to believe any of those are not medications.
More fun picks: Arboliva, Espathra, Palafin, Lokix, Zamazenta, Hattrem, Zeraora, Singulair, Solgaleo, Lurantis, Oricorio, Dartrix
One of those isn't a Pokemon
I'm guessing Lurantis
Nope! Singulair is for asthma
Ah, damn, I figured flying-type
Quilava is the evolution of Cyndaquil (2nd gen fire starter) iirc
Even though I know it's a pokemon, it sure would be a great drug name, Tranquill:
Literally was the only Pokemon I was unsure about, I knew the others by heart. Shame too, because I know Pidove and Unfezant, but couldn't remember the middle evo.
Celebrex is the logical evolution of Celebi.
Lexapro! I choose you!
You know you're getting old and/or sickly when your first thought is "hmm, I wonder if any of my prescriptions are amongst those" and yes, a former one of mine was 😄
Vinblastine, use Blast Burn!
1 pokemon? 2 medicine (depression or anxiety) 3 pokemon 4 medicine (COX inhibitor) 5 medicine(cholesterol) 6 medicine 7 pokemon 8 ??? 9 medicine? 10 pokemon 11 pokemon? 12 medicine? 13 pokemon 14 medicine(insulin) 15 pokemon 16 medicine 17 pokemon 18 pokemon 19 medicine(cholesterol) 20 medicine (chemotherapy, microtubule assembly)