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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

No, that's a photo

[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This makes me realize that I want desk toy which is metallic, heavy and has a satisfying mechanical action, but which does not resemble a firearm in appearance or function. Basically all the tactile experience of playing with a revolver, but none of the legal or emotional baggage.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like a metal stapler to me.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Replacing a thing of staples in a good ol' fashion stapler always makes me feel like swapping magazines in a gun.

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A balisong maybe? You can get a decent trainer (one without a blade) for like 30 bucks

[–] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I have a metal airsoft pistol that I keep at my desk for this reason 😅

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get a good, heavy flipper knife. Still dangerous but not nearly as dangerous as a firearm, and really good practice to be able to quickly open if it's your EDC. I use a CRKT M16-13z LEK (the heavy law enforcement version)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I need a therapy revolver, but a non-functioning one (a prop), due to gun laws in my country.

oh say can you see..

[–] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait so modern spongebob makes Patrick into a Ned Flanders annoying neighbor character? That's the stupidest fucking thing. Seriously how you gonna break up that friendship

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Season 4 SpongeBob hollowed out the characters. Anything after the movie turns the characters into caricatures. Squidward is just there as a punching bag, SpongeBob is obnoxious, Patrick is just dumb, Sandy is just a scientist.

I remember watching that Karate Island episode when it came out as a kid and realizing that SpongeBob was over.

[–] Poxlox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is the correct take glad we thought the same

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My kid was into SpongeBob, and wanted to watch them all on Paramount Plus. I was trying to get him to stick to the older ones. The new ones are indeed crap.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

While "Flanderization" is named after Ned Flanders, it doesn't refer to making a character more like Flanders specifically. It refers more generally to oversimplifying a character to a lazy stereotype, losing any depth or complexity. In the case of Patrick Star, it's referring to him changing from being just a bit simple-minded to being an absolute moron.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can't believe they did that to Subaru

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So ... the gun gives him a sense of power when he gets depressed and is feeling powerless with the direction things are going in his life?

So what if instead of this being about a cartoon this was someone getting really angry at their wife so they have to go to their office and have to "grip a gun really tight for a few minutes until they calm down"? Or maybe getting angry at their boss... or their neighbor... or the government? That's pretty disturbing.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Buddy, it's a meme :)