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[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Male and female restrooms and the neutral bathroom is good enough.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Before the 1960s people just shat in the woods.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

What am I, a theologian?

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm all for all-gender bathrooms, but there MUST be at least two public bathrooms at any given spot. I can't tell you how uncomfortable it is to take a first date to a museum, both need to use the bathroom, and walk into the single, silent, all-gender bathroom, and try to pretend you can't hear each other doing your business. I assume gay folks have been struggling with this since the beginning, but y'all should have said something

I think we should get over hangups like this. Oh well you heard each other piss. Big pissing deal. If one or both of you were shitting that's just bad date planning. Shit and get off before you go on a date.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

They needed to induce bathroom demand after the end of segregation

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is why i don't understand why bathroom companies aren't creating more genders in order to create more bathrooms.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I had to look this up. It seems gendered bathrooms are very old.

I cannot vouch for this site, but it introduces interesting history. https://historyqa.com/gendered-bathrooms-history/

(The version of history needs to be confirmed and scholarly sources I found have broken URLs.)

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 46 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

You wouldn't download a bathroom

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago

Of course not, you download to a bathroom.

I make an upload to the toilet a couple times a day.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I wouldn't. Not as long as there's free trees outside.

... climate change is a hoax by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms. MindBlown.gif

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

PSA: Don't pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they're gross and this will hurt the tree's bark.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Don't worry. I don't pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Huh. Noted.

(My biology doesn't easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it's under.)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh I know. That's why I included that "easily" :)

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the free and open source alternatives. I am not giving my money to big bathroom

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago

free and open source alternatives

Oh shi-

That's very good <3

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Big Bathroom replaced my toilet with joke toilet that has a smaller hole that's just for farts and now I can't even take a shit in my own house!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! YOU WALK!

SLOWLY!

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Like how racism was invented by big Water Fountain?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

In coordination with big bathroom!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

I’m noticing a pattern here.

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, genders were invented by men to avoid giving birth!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

I must be doing it wrong. I gave birth to some kidney stones years ago.

Do not reccomend.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Or by women so they have something to never shut up about. It's been 55 years, mom!