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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

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transcription: cute date idea, we go to a cabin in the woods completely off the grid, you cant tell anybody where were going, make sure you bring one of those enema things, dont worry you can trust me. once we arrive you need to wear this blindfold, we dont want to ruin the surprise now do we? its okay, you can trust me. ill bring you inside the, ill bring you inside okay,. you may or may not hear the sounds of a television playing "the human centipede" a 2009 dutch body horror film directed by tom six, redubbed in german, dont concern yourself with this. dont worry, you can trust me. if you follow my direction well, then you can take off the blindfold, dont worry about if you dont, we can talk about that later. inside the, inside, you will find various types of pasta, some soft, some hard, some cooked, some uncooked, you will be tasked with making me macaroni art depicting how much you love me, and then after a... mild review process, we can proceed to the "fun" part of the evening. dont worry you can trust me. if you go into the very back room you will notice a pool, please slather yourself in mayo and enter, dont worry you can trust me, get on ~~all fours and open your mouth, dont worry you can trust me, i enter with a camera and cattle pro... ~~

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[โ€“] 0x2640@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

no thanks :3

[โ€“] enemyofsun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You lost me at the human centipede (I hate this movie๐Ÿ˜–)

that was quick~

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

backs away slowly whilst maintaining eye contact

[โ€“] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

oooo, choices, we like choices!

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

By becoming part of a glorious creation!human centipede

or

DEATH

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Good thing we cannot die then ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And don't worry, you can trust me

[โ€“] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dont worry, i trust you <3

I just did the Baahl ending in Baldurs Gate 3, as my first ever ending รœ

[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ew.

shoo shooo, thads weird n uncomf. ew.

no thanks. will hide dis post. ew again!

why be so uncomf n like - weird in bad way n like - not cool.

genuine ew tho.

why. why wud u post dis?

r u tryin to create contrast? cuz u r. ew.

why. no thank u.

thads sooooo uncomf. ew.

why put awful thought in head? why put awful post in 196?

thads so ew of u.

im srri, i cnt see the funi. dis is nt funi. no. not. funi.

[โ€“] 0x2640@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

oh... right........ ,....,.,,..,......

,..,...,,.....,.,,,......,...

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thank u for remindin me...

[โ€“] 0x2640@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

if you dislike seeing these kinds of posts so much why dont u just.... turn off nsfw posts in settings?

[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

hmrmsm.s.... i guess so.... bt... bt alsuu like uhm - thads like - duno bout that cuz - somtimes they r fine!!! somtimes they rlli r fine!!

bt dis one is owch and spoopy. i duno why nice person wud post such... ~things...~

This might not be a good community for you.

[โ€“] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was down until you got to the cattle prod

well ill revise plans for our next one then :3

[โ€“] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mm maybe a content warning would have been good and appropriate? pls

my bad, thought i marked this nsfw