this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 77 points 3 days ago

It's dishonest, it's chaotic, it's not the kind of relationship I would touch with a ten foot clown pole … but I wonder if this resulted in a happier life for this completely fictional woman.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 79 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No issues at all in that relationship /s

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 days ago

Relationships are all about a healthy dose of ~~communication~~ manipulation

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago

It's just a little brown lie.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

Some people will do literally anything to avoid having hard conversations.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This only works if you and your partner have very similar shits. Also only works if you're a piece of shit.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I mean it just has to be within reason unless you eat and drink only the same stuff all the time shit can vary considerably. They're both pieces of shit in this story.

[–] gothiccwaifu@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

A refreshingly literal shitpost

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Did she drive herself home in that state?

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 10 points 3 days ago

This is what true love looks like.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

🧠 Solomoronic 🧠

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

If its stupid and it works, its not stupid.

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