this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

“It was until I peed there”

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

me too, but i prefer to drop a deuce. it actually makes a lot more impact if people see you doing it, too. those people never came back to my park.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's my little deuce poop, you don't know what I got!

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy selling your the property is much less likely to rip you apart with his powerful fangs than the wolf would be in the analogous situation.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

Of course. It's his boss that will hire people to do that.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That's funny because in Germany you pay up to 5.000,00 € fine for peeing publicly. This was no joke, now go back to work.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I own the ocean and every swimming pool for a dozen miles but every time I try to use them, they say “please, you have to learn how to swim before we can allow you inside again.”

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

Lol, "ok". Might fight you for it.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

!pissposting@lemmy.world

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

lol, 5 acres for a million dollars.

More like quarter of an acre here.