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I rewatched Wall-E the other day. I forgot just how staggeringly good that movie is. How the hell does every single robot have their own personality. Not to mention how everyone that Wall-E interacts with ends up for the better, after a lil chaos, of course. I cried so many times. I'm 33.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Not only that, Wall-E got crushed and was able to be rebuilt and booted up like nothing ever happened.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Can relate, Wall-E is easily my favorite Pixar movie

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Untill I saw UP. I just broke at that first scene. It's just such a fantastic tale about life and the journey it is.

Up, wall-e, Toy story 1-3 are Pixar prime.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wall-E was my whole personality as a child.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As a child? In my perception the movie just came out.. wait... Breaks down for being old

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

That's about the time I started building my MP4 collection... Which is up to at least 2TB by now, if not 3...

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Y'all seen they movie circuit? Older set it films but Darling for practical effects and animatronic robots

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Need more input to decipher

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think OP is talking about Short Circuit. OP also may be having a stroke, be suffering from dementia, or have snorted Benadryl.

[–] Zanathos@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I thoroughly enjoyed short circuit 2 more than the first as a kid, but they are both great.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Windows PC or Linux PC? Cause Windows PC aint gonna run shit with the build quality of the hardware and OS of the average PC.

[–] REDACTED 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I can almost guarantee you the oldest running windows PC is older than the oldest running linux PC due to software that can't be re-compiled and brought to newer hardware/OS. Think hospitals, factories, etc.. Granted, this argument does not really work in favor of windows.

I mean yeah probably, someone somewhere has a PC-AT with MS-DOS and Windows 1 dating from the 80's somewhere, while the first release of Linux was in what? 92? Somebody like LGR or Tech Tangents very likely has some old hardware running period software for history enthusiast reasons.

But let's play this game: What is the oldest hardware currently in service running a currently supported edition of Windows, versus the oldest hardware currently in service running a currently supported edition of Linux?

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Banks are still running Cobol programs written by Jesus on punchcards. But it's not the same use case, Linux is mostly running on servers without a UI.

[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

written by Jesus on punchcards

I just want to say thank you for that line, it's beautiful. I'm absolutely going to steal it.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

But is it really Window's fault when a software vendor decides not to support a newer Windows version, or a manager thinks cutting costs by not renewing a support contract is a great idea? I've seen plenty of software fail to compile on Linux because of, for example, slightly newer (or older) glibc versions being present. It's not as if using Linux means software will magically run on every version out there.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago

That is the problem which containers initially were to tackle. Before I always ran into the issue that two programs need two different versions of a library.

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[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 193 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wall-E functioned

He was definitely not running windows

Yeah but all of the other Wall-Es were left broken by a mandatory Tuesday Windows Update

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, he had the mac boot up noise lol

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The pre cloud OG Mac boot up sound. Eve is more like an IPhone. Sleek white and locked down but great when it’s connected and working.

Anyone else have an older Mac still ticking away? I have a 2007 20” that’s only had an HD->SSD upgrade and is still good for email file and printer serving and remote backups to FireWire and usb HDs.

I’ve got an old 8 core Mac Pro (the perforated giant aluminum one) too, but haven’t bothered booting it in 6-7 years. It was my render farm for Keyshot for years but I think one of the Ram modules failed at some point.

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[–] ilikecarrots@slrpnk.net 49 points 1 day ago

Clearly Linux

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Walle took 800 years and still hadn't finished its task. Eve took 12 hrs

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Eve just fucked around blowing up shit. Like everything Apple.

Wall-e tried to clean the world.

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You sound like one of my PMs. "Klugerama, your coworker was able to resolve a UI issue in just 3 days, why did it take you over 3 weeks to convert 50k lines of code from C# to Java?"

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

"Klugerama, we have tried the carrot, it is now time for the stick!"

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Eve took 12 hrs

Wall-E completed the task for Eve tho

[–] REDACTED 4 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if apple is outsourcing it's AI computing power to linux servers

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wall-e was a single unit carrying on the task of thousands (tens, hundreds of thousands? We don't know if others were still functioning or we're global). He was doing the task he was built for. EVE's task was completely different - visit the planet every so often and search for the sustainability of life. She did that as per her programming. Different tasks.

Not to mention WALL-E was the one to show EVE the plant so he helped with that job too

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

Basically old vs modern PCs. Try to make a CPU from '98 render a 4k video lol.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My kid used to watch it over and over between 3-5 years old. Finally asked him why he liked it, his response was " because you like it".

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Of course! Was just nice he was thinking of someone other than himself and chose based on that.

[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (20 children)

The difference between wall-e and eve makes me think of cars. How old and even some modern combustion cars are built well and engineered to be highly modular and user serviceable. EVs are highly proprietary. They rely on closed systems that can’t practically be serviced without special equipment.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m NOT a fan of fossil fuels at all. I just don’t like how cars have been slowly morphing into proprietary unreliable cellphone-like commodities, or how the push towards EVs seems to be accelerating that trend.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (6 children)

A modern high-end BMW can have over a hundred separate ECUs (microcontrollers). All communicating over multiple CAN and FlexRay networks. The complexity is mind boggling, just so you can have subscription based seat heating and other nonsense.

No technician on Earth will be able to debug this black box spaghetti except the manufacturer. If you try to access/reprogram one of these chips (as you should be able as you OWN the damn thing), the microcontroller has OTP (one time programmable) memory that ensures the device can physically brick itself should you try.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No technician on Earth will be able to debug this black box spaghetti except the manufacturer.

I do not share such faith in the manufacturer that made the black box spaghetti.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I do have faith that some random dude in Pakistan will figure out how to unlock a sensor using a paperclip and a 555 timer and will post it to YouTube.

If the person in the video is wearing flip flops and smoking, tends to be good info.

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Walle had the Apple startup chime when he recharged

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Linux PC of course.

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