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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (now marked NSFW) (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 weeks ago

bruh I'm not reading this AGAIN

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a totally cis thing to do.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

A+ response

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely fake, but not sure if gay or straight.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Says "I'm a guy IRL", so gay.

For now.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

hopefully fake

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I do this but its called a "full shower"