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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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submitted 1 month ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

gay: anon ate the cum of a man

fake: no this one actually sounds like something anon would do

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion- it’s not gay to eat cum.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Masculinity milk and you can get it from the tap.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

sure, if it's your own cum. The only dick I've sucked and cum I've ever tasted is my own. Take some yoga and you too can get there, even if you're only packing 5.5in like me. TBH sucking a cock that's not your own is a lot easier I would imagine. I'm a trans woman so it would be straight if I did it but I am gay so yeah

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gay: do I even have to say it?

Fake: it's 4chan.