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Monty Trek? (img-9gag-fun.9cache.com)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by GreenMario@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ferengi: "Make the hu-mon sit... IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!"

Riker: "This isn't that bad, actually."

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe... negotiation and bribe... bribe and negotiation... Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation... and ruthless profiteering.... Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as bribe, surprise... I'll come in again.”

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thats Rule 1478 in the RoA

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Truly a thing of beauty.